Meet my new girlfriend

We had an extra person with us in the car for the entire trip but it was not crowded with three. I invited my good new friend Julie to go with us. After getting to know her better, we just called her Jewels. She was our GPS and told us when and where to turn. She was quite stubborn at first and only wanted us to go the way she wanted to go. If we did not go her way, she would recalculate and tell us to do a U-Turn. One example of how Jewels acted was when we got off I35 at Kansas City, MO and wanted to go south on highway 71 in Missouri and she wanted us to go on highway 13. We let her have her way after driving on Hwy 71 for about eight miles, just to see where she would take us. She took us on a back road's roller coaster ride in Missouri to the highway she wanted to go on and got us to Gary’s just fine. She did good. Another example, however, from Denver she wanted to go north to Cheyenne on I25 and we wanted to go west on I70 through the mountains (longer but more scenic). For 28 minutes and for every mile we drove and every exit, she wanted us to get off the road and get back on the freeway in the opposite way and go back to I25 North. I almost got the duct tape out to cover her mouth when she realized she wasn’t going to get her way. For the most part Jewels was very helpful in guiding us on our journey. Thanks for going with us, Julie. You are the best girlfriend a guy could have.